Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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