Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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