suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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