Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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