the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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