Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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