at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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