I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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