we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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