taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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