Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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