Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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