i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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