I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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