She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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