you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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