apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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