Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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