Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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