Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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