My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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