Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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