addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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