Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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