and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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