I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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