i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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