I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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