Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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