I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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