is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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