This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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