He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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