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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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