i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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