It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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