I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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