White coat. Heels.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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