he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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