it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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