kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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