Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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