And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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