Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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