oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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