party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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