I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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