brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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