I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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