what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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