I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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