He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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