You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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