he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you win again, gameday.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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