My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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