I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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