So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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